if our hearts are never broken, there's no joy in the mending

18

May. '13

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

25

Apr. '13

applepiesfromscratch: Cost of the Mars Curiosity Rover - $800 million Cost of a team to operate the Mars Rover - $1 billion Total Cost of the Mars Science Laboratory mission - $2.5 billion Accidentally drawing a penis on the surface of another planet - Priceless

applepiesfromscratch:

Cost of the Mars Curiosity Rover - $800 million

Cost of a team to operate the Mars Rover - $1 billion

Total Cost of the Mars Science Laboratory mission - $2.5 billion

Accidentally drawing a penis on the surface of another planet - Priceless

22

Apr. '13

gh0ulish:

sassy-blogger-alfred:

clynefaction:

枕をかむ

私はドライでつもりです

“Darling never leave

Because I could never deal with that pain”

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i can’t breathe

(Source: zalehos)

21

Apr. '13

lollygaggingandlassitude:

balalaikaboss:

lord-kitschener:

into-the-warp:

mynameisgrey:

incipient:

lovett91:

failstun:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

alright britain

The mildly interesting barrier reef

somewhat fulfilled expectations. 

alexander the good enough

ivan the rather rotten

good-bye to some of that

goddamn birds won’t shut up on the western front

moved a few feet away with the wind

(Source: jensenvagackles)

19

Apr. '13

dionthesocialist:

theuppitynegras:

thegoddamazon:

theuppitynegras:

lace panties are cute but if you try to sleep in them they just chafe your ass

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Yeah, I don’t sleep with panties…it’s not healthy. Gotta let the kitty breathe.

but a spider could claw into my vagina

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19

Apr. '13

georgetakei: There’s so much more you don’t see. hahahahahaha

georgetakei:

There’s so much more you don’t see.

hahahahahaha

15

Apr. '13

vanillycake: Oh omg i am dying for reals 

vanillycake:

Oh

omg i am dying for reals 

(Source: prettyflieforawhiteboy)

11

Apr. '13

foxski: olivesaverin: I can’t decide what my favorite part of this is, but I know it’s my new favorite Craigslist ad. (x) I’m looking for a Stark in the streets but a wildling in the sheets. I’m done!

foxski:

olivesaverin:

I can’t decide what my favorite part of this is, but I know it’s my new favorite Craigslist ad. (x)

I’m looking for a Stark in the streets but a wildling in the sheets. I’m done!

30

Mar. '13

foxski: tipsyprohibitionist: michaelpalin: ???? I’M LAUGHING SO HARD THEY PUT DC ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE COUNTRY HELP Oh man, I live somewhere in the cross-sections of Mitt Romney?, I Don’t Know, and ???

foxski:

tipsyprohibitionist:

michaelpalin:

????

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD THEY PUT DC ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE COUNTRY HELP

Oh man, I live somewhere in the cross-sections of Mitt Romney?, I Don’t Know, and ???

19

Mar. '13

crypticmetafour:

lovelynobody00:

hypertaytay:

did not expect that

wtf did I just watch

didn’t see that coming

twss

LOL what the everloving fuck? this is from japan isn’t it

(Source: knanners-and-lemons)

04

Mar. '13

threadwing:

youkilledmyfatherpreparetopie:

teap0ts:

is nobody gonna talk about netflix’s knockoff movies because i am

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like i dont know about you guys but i lost my shit at CHOP KICK PANDA

like they couldnt have done KARATE CHOP PANDA or DROP KICK PANDA??? no they went with CHOP KICK

CHOP

KICK

“what’s up”

Oh my God my friends and I tried watching “what’s up” and just… Oh my God DX

NAMU MY BEST FRIEND

13

Feb. '13

diabolicalscience:

gophrr:

volvata:

jesuschristvevo:

omg i was looking up pics of hitler and i cANT STOP LAUGHING

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#HEER ISCH MEIN HANDEL #HEER ISCH MEIN SPOUT

#WHEN DU TIPS ME OVER HEAR MEIN SHOUT #”ALL ZE JEWS MUST BE VIPED OUT”

THIS CAME BACK TO MY DASH.

hahahahahaha i literally am laughing out loud

02

Feb. '13

03

Jan. '13

LOLOLOL. i am dying.

LOLOLOL. i am dying.

(Source: togifs)

26

Dec. '12

(Source: youandmeshouldbealone)

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