if our hearts are never broken, there's no joy in the mending

25

May. '13

thebluthcompany: How are you feeling today? omg this is the best. hahahaha i want to print this out and post it in every classroom i sub for.

thebluthcompany:

How are you feeling today?

omg this is the best. hahahaha i want to print this out and post it in every classroom i sub for.

24

May. '13

rectumofglory:

firelordazula:

Recreate any game/film/album cover using only clip art and Comic Sans

i’m scREaming at ursula omG

20

May. '13

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

19

May. '13

wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhonour: fixthefisherking: banjaxed: nightlifemingus: nosdrinker: hypnotiqradiance: If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr. are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids many were lost that day It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict. My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick. Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney Ironically, it was a dark time.

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

(Source: brennablueskies)

18

May. '13

theheadphoneeffect:

prbuick11:

johnegblart:

chuckquizmo:

NO

I have no idea why I’m laughing this hard but I am

what just happened

Omg. Yes.

i dont know

(Source: hokeyfright)

13

May. '13

soullesshusk:

hellyeahscarleteen:

Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.

We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.

OH MY GOD PLEASE EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME PLEASE WATCH THIS I PROMISE YOU WILL SMILE AND IT’S SO ADORABLE OMFG

omg this is the best! no really. it’s the best.

there’s also a part 2 if you click through to youtube, he talks to them for a minute and then they sing with his band hahaha. these people are awesome.

13

May. '13

neb322:

IM IN

lol don’t forget to spay and neuter your pets!

seriously though, i really want to play a few of these…wormhole pong sounds so fun!!! and hungry hungry hippong lol

08

May. '13

Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

04

May. '13

Night blogers really speak to me

somuchfandoms:

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like… what even

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inspires you to

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write such things 

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that dont make 

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any sense

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WHAT SO EVER

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omg the last one. i am dying.

02

May. '13

trojanphoenix: heatherbat: aquaticallyinclined: “When they were little girls, they decided that they would be best friends forever. A whale never forgets a promise.” -Anneliese Juergensen i have now died. of joy. I don’t think I’ve seen art of an old mermaid (mermatron? mergranny?) before. I love it! lol aww its a mergranny. this is gorgeous.

trojanphoenix:

heatherbat:

aquaticallyinclined:

“When they were little girls, they decided that they would be best friends forever. A whale never forgets a promise.” -Anneliese Juergensen

i have now died. of joy.

I don’t think I’ve seen art of an old mermaid (mermatron? mergranny?) before.

I love it!

lol aww its a mergranny. this is gorgeous.

02

May. '13

tentaclesgrip: faygo-for-gamzee: professorspork: getoutofmygarden: I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock: 1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits. or 2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.” SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK Are we going to ignore the fact that it’s wearing a watch? It has to know what time to display on its face.

tentaclesgrip:

faygo-for-gamzee:

professorspork:

getoutofmygarden:

I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:

1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.

or

2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”

SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

Are we going to ignore the fact that it’s wearing a watch?

It has to know what time to display on its face.

(Source: imgfave)

01

May. '13

madriche:

read-outside:

Loving both the Mean Girls references and the way that Gerald sits front row like, “Forreal?  We’re just now gonna talk about this?  You honestly think I don’t know how to use a fucking condom?”

Gerald been mackin

lol omg this is the best

also i love how helga is looking at arnold during the sex-ed lesson

25

Apr. '13

applepiesfromscratch: Cost of the Mars Curiosity Rover - $800 million Cost of a team to operate the Mars Rover - $1 billion Total Cost of the Mars Science Laboratory mission - $2.5 billion Accidentally drawing a penis on the surface of another planet - Priceless

applepiesfromscratch:

Cost of the Mars Curiosity Rover - $800 million

Cost of a team to operate the Mars Rover - $1 billion

Total Cost of the Mars Science Laboratory mission - $2.5 billion

Accidentally drawing a penis on the surface of another planet - Priceless

24

Apr. '13

A special message for my followers.

crueland-unusual:

ducksmith:

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Press Ctrl and F, type in 99 and then press “Highlight all”.

I am so done with everyone on this site.

22

Apr. '13

pageofmelody:

blukirbita:

harshwhimsical:

melonenbrot:

concerto-fer-a-rainy-day:

universe-pumpkin:

goho—m:

fyeahvideogamemusic:

Some tunes we often overlook in video games are the intro themes of publishing/developing companies, and the boot-up themes to various systems. Here is a medley of system boot-ups and company themes that can be recognized by gamers everywhere, and have special importance to me.

Composer — Various

In order of appearance:

  • Sony PlayStation 1 
  • Sony PlayStation 2 
  • Sony PlayStation 3 (before firmware 3.00)
  • Sony PlayStation Portable (system and game boot-up)
  • Nintendo GameCube
  • Sega Dreamcast
  • Microsoft XBox
  • Microsoft XBox 360 (newest version)
  • Sega
  • Konami (newest version)
  • Konami (heard when playing Metal Gear Solid 1)
  • Capcom (newest version)
  • Capcom (older version)
  • Eidos
  • Ubisoft
  • EA
  • BioWare

It’s all so beautiful and mystical, and then all of a sudden you have

“SEGA!!!!!!!”

PS1 and 2 send chills down my spine holy shit

PS1 SOUND IS BEST

fucking eidos nostalgiabomb huff huff tomb raider

PS1 IS SO MYSTICAL AND AMAZING AGH

CAPCOM <3

AHHHH this is nostalgic AF

also commentary is 100% accurate (about the ps1 sound and then sega hahahaha)

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