“And that was the last time anyone heard from MarcianTobay….
<3
How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay
1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with
2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life
Can I make this for someone?! :o I really wanna try this but I don’t really like eggs…
this is so beautifully simple and extravagant i think i might cry about it.
I LOVE THIS CLASSY ASSHOLE
He is just so fascinating to watch.
Also, I need to try it this way omg.
“Just go upstairs and give it to her now. ….The breakfast.”
jesus christ, he’s in a million different shows and then he does things like this too. HOW DOES HE HAVE TIME TO MAKE BREAKFAST FOR HIS WIFE
also, I just love that he laughs at his own joke. He is adorable, for all that he can also be TERRIFYING
You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job market with triple the unemployment isn’t interested in purchasing the assets of the generation who just blew an enormous housing bubble and kept it from popping through quantitative easing and out-and-out federal support? Curious.
—When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
(Source: bostonreview)
- make a chat system
- give alerts when someone answers your ask
- REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING
- FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT
- search multiple tags at once
- MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING
- FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE…
Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ and Nyan Cat played on piano simultaneously
In which two negatives result in a positive.
That was beautiful.
i love this so much
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
(Source: brennablueskies)
I was looking through an old Nick Mag and I found all these Nickelodeon characters drawn in Butch Hartman’s style :P Cuuuteness. I love Drake and Josh hahahaha
(also WHOA, he gave zoey brown eyes! ive never seen brown eyes in BH style before)
LOVE THESE CUTIES
d’awww look at chuckie!!! so adorable. also aang is super cute too.
Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new:
If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.
are you satan
Yes
I got a new bandolier from Talon Creative! These are just a couple test shots to see how it looks in photos, the bullets, wear/tear, and blood/dirt is yet to come! See you all at SDCC!
klsjdglkjsdg stop.
WHAT
hot damn!
